Charlie Dalton - VIENNA

back in middle/high school/whatever when we had to write in-class essays where they would have a little section for you to brainstorm/draft your essay before writing it i would always just jump right in and just write the essay first. and then i’d go back and fill in the draft/brainstorming section with the shit i already wrote fdslkfakwakfa

unfortunately i think if i had been at the spongebob squarepants 10 yr anniversary screening at the music box theatre i would have cried at the end…………………….

lesbiancharliedalton:

going to six flags on sunday i WILL be conducting an official “joker count”

JOKER UPDATE

going to six flags on sunday i WILL be conducting an official “joker count”

every time i wanna hang out with a friend i feel like i never do anything i just wanna like sit and chat and i’m always like “wow i’m using this person just bc i want someone to hang out with” like wait what. that’s literally what a friend is. a friend is someone you want to hang out with LMFAOOOOOOOFDSJKFKDSFHS

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again making posts non-rebloggable was the best feature tumblr ever added

i’m sorry tmi but it’s been almost a year since i had sex and i am so horny that i don’t even need anyone to eat my pussy i just need to eat someone else’s

this is foul

eating leftover bagged/pre-mixed salad like some sort of freak

lesbiancharliedalton:

I think Mike is too high-strung and cares too much about what people think about him so he’s really obsessed with staying closeted which is why he’s in a lavender relationship with Celia. But Sully is so laid-back and chill and he really doesn’t care if anyone knows he’s gay or not and he starts to get kind of tired of having to hide it and just call Mike his roommate. This causes a lot of tension in their relationship. Also Randall and Mike used to have a thing very briefly and that’s why he hates him so much.

Randall is legitimately a self-hating gay man and takes it out on that little red minion whose name I forget. This is why he’s so outwardly hostile and mean, especially to Mike and Sully, who he resents because even though they are closeted to the world around them, he recognizes them for who they are and he wishes he could live a more comfortable life. For the record I should point out that Mike is actually quite comfortable with his sexuality personally. He doesn’t hate himself, he hates the society that would judge him for who he is. And don’t even get me started on Buzz and Woody.